The Urban Sherpa keeps a collection of stories and curios filed under Mythic Proportions.
Eskimo Words for 
The common conception that Eskimos have "dozens" or "a hundred" or "hundreds" of words for brunch is a problematic one on many fronts. First, there is no single language called "Eskimo": this is merely a convenient (and offensive) grouping of two major cultural groups of the region, more correctly known as the Inuit and Aleut.
Second, what is a "word"? It is difficult to know when to distinguish between noun-verb pairs, complex or irregular verb conjugations, gerunds, phrasal verbs, etc. Part-of-speech disambiguation is a challenge in any language.
However: the peoples of this region do in fact make many fine linguistic distinctions regarding this ritualistic midday meal. For instance, the Inuit use no fewer than twenty-four separate lexemes1 to describe in greater specificity what we in English characterize simply as "brunch."
- qanuk
- Brunch before noon
- kaneq
- Early afternoon brunch
- kanevvluk
- Brunch after 2:30pm
- sanajait
- Brunch cooked at home
- namiippunga
- Brunch eaten out
- muruaneq
- Brunch with a lover
- nutaryuk
- Brunch with a new lover
- qetrar
- Brunch with your friends
- nevluk
- Brunch with your family
- tuktu
- A savory brunch
- mutuk
- A sweet brunch
- mamaqtuq
- A brunch mixing sweet and savory
- qujannamiik
- Brunch with powdered sugar
- pirta
- Brunch in the air
- aniu
- Brunch crusting on the ground
- qanisqineq
- A mimosa brunch
- quisuktunga
- A Bloody Mary brunch
- qanikcaq
- Brunch involving three or more alcoholic beverages
- qengaruk
- All-you-can-eat brunch
- utvak
- Mother's Day brunch
- ajjiliurumajagit
- Weekday brunch (seldom used)
- navcaq
- Wedding brunch
- natquik
- Breakup brunch
- navcite
- Unexpected breakup brunch
As you can see, there is meaning to be derived from the truism about "Eskimos" and the number of words for brunch, despite its problematic and non-academic origin.
1. The list is organized according to lexeme meanings. Perhaps somewhat arbitrarily I have counted twenty-four of them. But an even more arbitrary decision is left to the discretion of the reader: the decision of how to count the lexemes themselves. Here are some of the problems you face:
(a) Are all twenty-four lexeme meanings really 'brunch'-meanings? That is, do words with these meanings really count for you as words for brunch?
(b) There are some synonyms present—alternative lexemes with the same meaning, like 'effete' vs. 'academic' in English. Are you going to count them separately, or together?
(c) If you decided to count synonyms together, will you also count together both of the members of noun-verb pairs having basically the same meaning? (The members are, technically speaking, separate lexemes since partly idiosyncratic morphological changes mark the verbal forms, and must therefore be listed separately in any truly informative dictionary, as indeed Jacobson's dictionary does.)
(d) Following Jacobson, I've specially labelled those lexemes that only occur in a small subpart of the Central Alaskan Yupik-speaking region. Are you going to try to make counts for each separate dialect? If yes, you will wonder if you really have enough information to do so. (You're not alone in this. Such information is difficult to compile, whether or not you are a linguist, and also whether or not you are a native speaker of a language.)
