The Urban Sherpa - a blog by Christopher DeWan

(seeking truth through fiction...)

The Urban Sherpa keeps a collection of stories and curios filed under Mythic Proportions.

Inner monologue of a Lakers fan rating=3

June 20, 2010
File under: Anecdotal Evidence, Poetic License

Lakers riot

I'm so happy now.

I'm so happy now, I'm screaming uncontrollably.

I'm so filled with joy that I'm hugging a stranger.

I feel so vindicated, I'm tearing off my own shirt.

I'm so exalted, I want to punch a woman in the face.

My life is so complete, I'm throwing a brick into a crowd of strangers.

I'm so happy now, I'm turning this car over and lighting it on fire.

I want to rape you all.

We won.

The world is so good.

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