The Urban Sherpa - Shakespeare Insult Generator

(asking eternal questions, like "Huh?"...)

The Urban Sherpa keeps a collection of stories and curios filed under Mythic Proportions.

Shakespeare Insult Generator

What do you do when you have seven years of classical theatre training and a career in web programming? You "live scandaliz'd and foully spoken of," is what you do! (Henry IV, pt. 1.)

Insult away.

To be completely honest, I was going to build this thing from scratch, based on an old handout I got in theatre school—but then I discovered there were already a bunch of them available online—and I stole those. What can I say? "The sun's a thief, and with his great attraction Robs the vast sea; the moon's an arrant thief, And her pale fire she snatches from the sun; The sea's a thief, whose liquid surges resolves The moon into salt tears; the earth's a thief, That feeds and breeds by a composture stol'n From gen'ral excrement."